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Apple’s Tim Cook to unveil reasons why your current iPhone is already a piece of shit (newsthump.com)

submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (15 children)

Lol. Still trucking along on my iPhone X.

[–] corvi@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Same actually, and a refurb m1. That’s not to say apple doesn’t use predatory tactics, and hard agree with complaining about laptops sold with 8gb of ram. I use windows, Mac, and Linux daily, and for my devices I want to last and not worry about, I go apple.

[–] 5redie8@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

+1 for the M1, went for a refurb on a whim and it was the first time in a while I genuinely felt like I was living in the future. That thing can run Stray at more than competent frame rates and still be dead silent and lukewarm to the touch. It's like a big Steam Deck

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