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Air Force One Makes Emergency Landing at Dairy Queen (www.duffelblog.com)

submitted 1 week ago by SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Look, man, I've been there. One moment you're having a regular day, you get that little craving, and bam, you're in a DQ, covered in blood, Blizzard in hand.

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[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

Sons of bitches had it coming after they killed Orange Julius

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