this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2024
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Look and see if your state has at home Burial services. If they do tell them you want to bury the body at home and you do not want it embalmed. Then buy an absolute fuck ton of Dermestid beetles online. Then, get ready for the horrid smell as they eat the flesh off of your father's rotting corpse over the course of a year or more.
Didn't we have a community for unethical life pro tips? This comment would be a perfect post there.