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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 79 points 2 months ago (24 children)

ITT- Nerds take a 4chan green text way too seriously.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago (22 children)

The problem is that newbies see this shit and think it's normal. One in every 20 rolls is a nat 20. It just means that what you tried went as well as it possibly could have. It doesn't make possible anything that wasn't already

[–] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Should it not be up to the DM? Sounds like the players here had a good time. Srsly this is what keeps players from DND: people who stick way too much to the rules

[–] paragade@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Sounds like the players here had a good time.

That's your read on the story?

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

"David, my character was paralyzed from birth, you can't just—"

Oh yeah it sounds like he's super into it

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