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[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 51 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Get the gold, use a few flakes from one of the gold bars to fill a hula hoop with salt, spend the other trillions of dollars on normal rich villain shit.

[–] wiccan2@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This reminds me of that scene in one of the Pirates of the Carribbean movies where Davey Jones has to stand in a bucket of water to go on land for a meeting.

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Its extra funny because they are on a beach.... surrounded by water

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