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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has trauma (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 139 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (12 children)

Make everyone always wear their safety gear, be it in the car, on the bike, at the workplace. Make them. Always. Do not allow anyone to omit anytime, never ever.

Anon could be fucking his happy girlfriend of five years right now if he had followed this simple rule.

[–] nehal3m@sh.itjust.works 90 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Also, never let your passenger put their feet up on the dashboard. Unless they want their lungs punctured by their own tibia.

[–] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But how about RSI from sitting still in the same position for too long?

[–] nehal3m@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

Easy, just jump out of a moving car every once in a while.

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