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Anon is a true romantic (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 291 points 1 month ago (46 children)

Ive had a crush on you for a while

Good start

Are you down ...

hmm

to get barebacked

aaaand derailed

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 216 points 1 month ago (17 children)

Hell, even "are you down..." isn't bad. Suggested finishers:

...to get coffee?
...for a movie night?
...for lunch/dinner?
...to hang out and chat at the park?
...to meet at the library for a quick game of Cones of Dunshire?

Basically anything but that.

[–] LittleBorat2@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

He could have just copy pasted these bullet points

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