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Waterworld wasn't depicting your future. It was depicting our past. A few ice ages are between us and them.
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Wrong Takeaway
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Every story has a moral, but these weren't intended.
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1. Include a movie poster of the film for which you are giving a Wrong Takeaway. Use an external image link if possible instead of uploading to the instance. It saves space for others. (I use catbox.moe, personally.)
2. Post your Wrong Takeaway as the title.
3. Anything additional, put in the Text box.
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If you remove your long term memories of your childhood, you can delete 60 gigs or so of used memory space in your brain.
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Be nice to linguistics, or else they might purposefully fuck up their alien translations so that an alien invasion occurs, in spite of those that were mean to them.
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For a movie called Rush Hour, they sure don't spend a lot of time dealing with rush hour traffic.
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You can start a fraternity near a college, even if you're in your 30's or 40's, and relive the "good old days."
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There was indeed, not a million ways to die in the west. There was more like 1 or 5 thousand ways to die in the west.
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Even our great, great, grandparents had a hard time getting to the train in time.
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If you can't provide the right environment, proper diet, enrichment, and veterinary care for your desired pet, don't get one.
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Don't put David Bowie's crotch on the screen if you want people to pay attention to the movie.
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Of all the people I know who watched this movie, they either remembered the Goblin King Bulge™ OR the story, but never both.
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As both the hotel and bank of assassins, The Continental must make a killing in currency conversion.
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I've set this community up on Lemmy.film at https://lemmy.film/c/wrong_takeaway and will be using that as the main community. I will cross post here from there. I've been wanting to move to a smaller and more niche instance and this fits the bill. Also, Lemmy.world keeps having downtime. No offense intended to them because I know there's reasons but still.
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I guess Gerald Gardner left that part out 😂
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