Riddles

what walks on 4 legs in the morning 2 legs in the afternoon and 3 legs in the evening wot am i

There is a bus full of people travelling over San Francisco and no one gets off the bus throughout the journey. But when it gets to the other side there is not a single person left. How is this possible?

What do you have to break before you can use it?

Long and thin But you can't win two holes but everything stays in I come in all sizes with many surprises

1. two people go to gether but never meet each other

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven cats, each cat had seven sacks, each sack had seven kittens, kittens, cats, sacks, and wives, how many were going to St. Ives?

JOANNIE FATHER HAVE FIVE GIRLS DANNA,DENNA,DINNA,DONNA WHO WAS THE 5TH GIRL.

When The Moon Is Full I Am Whole, When The Moon Is Crescent I Am Halfed, When There Is An Eclipse I Am Gone, What Am I ?

Who can type an email without a keyboard?

What is disgusting, but not seen, Deadly, makes your face green, is shoved up in your face, let's you know when you need space, is terrible to smell, really makes you want to yell. what am i?

If there is a cat in each corner of a square room(that means there is now 4cat's) and in front of each cat there is three other cats how many cats are there in total?

a man is sentenced to the death penalty. but he gets to choose from three rooms. a room with the electric chair, a room with tons of angry mobsters with guns, or a room with hungry lions that haven't eaten in three years. which should he choose?

What is the vampire's most hated song?

A rooster laid an egg on the very top of a house. Can you tell me witch way the egg will roll?

There was a tornado. The power went out and the man went to his basement to take cover. As he was carrying the candles down the old, wooden stairs, he tripped and the candles dropped on the stairs. Why didn't the stairs catch fire?

some thing was made by a carpenter then the carpenter sold it and the buyer bought it and gave it to the user the user never even saw it. What is the object? Clue- the object is made of wood

What goes up when the rain comes down?

we are the xings xands wen we play with our legs we cant stop our hands ! who are we ?

I'm strait when I'm put ,I'm folded when I'm press?

what's black and white and red dots all over it.

it was a bright sunday morning when Mr. Brown was murdered. a detective told every one in the house to say what they were doing at the time. WIFE:i was sleeping CHEIF: i was cooking BUTLER:i was cleanig MAID :i was getting the mail who did it?

What can keep you alive, but kill someone else? What can let you have fun, but can take you away?

How many scientest's does it take to change the colour of a light bulb?

You come to a fork in the road. You see an old man sitting there. You know that one road leads to danger and the other road leads you safely to the city. You can only ask the man one question to determine whether he is the truthsayer or the liar. What do you ask him?

I get bigger the more you take away from me. What am I?