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Wake County mom accused of leaving kids in a hot car, feels child abuse charges excessive (www.wral.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Fergman311 on 2024-07-16 14:00:40.
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Residents of Manchester’s tallest building object to new skyscrapers (www.bbc.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/InvisibleTextArea on 2024-07-16 10:26:11.
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Man cited for speeding through northeast Nebraska to get Raising Cane’s (www.1011now.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/andyring on 2024-07-16 02:31:48.
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Biden says kid gave him middle finger, recounting political rhetoric (thehill.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/engadine_maccas1997 on 2024-07-16 00:27:15.
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Bronny James wins Call of Duty video game tournament at Summer League (ftw.usatoday.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/at7itsmarginal on 2024-07-15 22:03:42.
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Mexico ‘cancels’ statue of Greek god Poseidon after dispute with local deity (www.nbcnews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Murdathon3000 on 2024-07-15 19:50:14.
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Dirty diaper resold on Amazon ruined a family business, report says (arstechnica.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/FishRocket on 2024-07-15 19:33:03.
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Taco Bell Is Opening An Early Retirement Community For The Old At Heart (www.tacobell.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/HombreNuevo on 2024-07-15 19:21:32.
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Australian museum admits that ‘Picassos’ hanging in restroom are fake (www.cnn.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Plainchant on 2024-07-15 18:58:04.
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Mexico ‘cancels’ statue of Greek god Poseidon after dispute with local deity (www.nbcnews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/spelled_with_a_c on 2024-07-15 18:48:35.
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Police hunt mayor accused of being Chinese spy (www.bbc.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/nochknock on 2024-07-15 18:42:15.
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Don’t name your kids ‘Bodoh’, ‘Skibidi’ or ‘Evil’, Malaysian agency tells parents (www.straitstimes.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/fjhforever on 2024-07-15 13:06:27.

TL: "Bodoh" means "stupid"

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Euro 2024: England fan doesn't regret 'Euro winners' tattoo (www.bbc.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/adiian on 2024-07-15 11:44:04.
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Law enforcement warns of ‘hugging robbers’ in Southern California (ktla.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/TheFrederalGovt on 2024-07-15 11:19:16.
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England fan gets Euro 2024 winners tattoo BEFORE the final (www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/plastikelastik on 2024-07-15 06:28:46.
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Germany: Tesla factory missing 65,000 coffee mugs (www.dw.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Traditional-Storm109 on 2024-07-14 22:58:46.
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Man caught smuggling 100 live snakes in his pants, Chinese officials say (www.cbsnews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/NeverEndingDClock on 2024-07-13 18:32:10.
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Burkina Faso's military junta to ban homosexual acts (bbc.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/EverSoInfinite on 2024-07-13 17:34:22.
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Abbott in East Asia during entirety of Hurricane Beryl for economic trip (cbsaustin.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Loud-Ad-2280 on 2024-07-13 16:22:39.
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North Korea denounces NATO, US as 'most serious threat' to global peace (www.thestandard.com.hk)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/BenVera on 2024-07-13 14:57:12.
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Rideshare driver robbed by panhandler after giving the man money, DC police say (www.fox5dc.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/RustyShack1efordd on 2024-07-13 13:40:23.

🤔🤔🤔

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The gods must be angry: Mexico 'cancels' statue of Greek god Poseidon after dispute with local deity (apnews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/teruteru-fan-sam on 2024-07-13 11:50:13.
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Angela Merkel detective series premieres in Italy (www.dw.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/ipostedcringelmao on 2024-07-13 08:55:53.
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DOJ rejects QAnon Shaman's request to get his Jan. 6 helmet and spear back (www.nbcnews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/ThePamchenko on 2024-07-13 06:11:23.
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The gods must be angry: Mexico 'cancels' statue of Greek god Poseidon after dispute with local deity (apnews.com)
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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Rimbosity on 2024-07-13 06:11:19.
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