z500

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[–] z500@startrek.website 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

George Washington once lowered an opponent's wife into a vat of acid at a party.

[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 7 months ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 7 months ago (4 children)

What if I see him murdering someone?

[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 7 months ago

Hey, we're learning, okay?

[–] z500@startrek.website 4 points 7 months ago

Don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck. I got six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 7 months ago

That's nose pocky

[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 7 months ago

Yeah, it's clunky for sure, but maybe we just don't use it for that much

[–] z500@startrek.website 17 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I always thought Klingon hair was more 80s

[–] z500@startrek.website 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long

[–] z500@startrek.website 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Daim, that's a sweet erth

[–] z500@startrek.website 75 points 7 months ago (7 children)

pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If you're blind, it's a possibility.

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