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If you don't understand the difference between an enforced national religious cult (DPRK) and a tenuous "democracy" that's only allowed to exist for as long as the oligarchs are able to maintain their income...

...learn.

The moment that the oligarchs and their precious babies can't winter in Cancun because their passports are worthless is the moment things start to change. Rapidly.

There is no such structure in the DPRK. It's an enforced religious cult masquerading as a country.

Ah, yes, the Autodesk style "not a subscription."

Which lasts JUST long enough to get people to buy in on the lower levels before they pull the fucking rug.

Of course. Because it's always the "other" with right-wingers. Not a genuine human in the bunch.

You think any of these cousinfuckers in Alabama know the difference?

"A zygote? Is that like a billygote?"

Funny post from someone that at one time was spamming violent anti-Palestinian rhetoric in every fucking thread. Maybe take your own advice.

I have only used a printed boarding pass once, when I decided last minute to take an extra bag and had to pay at the airport. They printed a new pass.

Otherwise, it's all been apps. Plane or train. App.

You can add the boarding pass to whatever wallet is on your phone. No wifi needed.

If you get ads from signing up for the app you just unsubscribe from them. It's pretty easy.

"Come and Take It" is a reference to the Battle of Gonzales. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Come_and_take_it

There's little chance most people with those stickers know that though. It's the same group that unironically loves their Punisher skull shaped Thin Blue Line stickers.

Texit would result in...

• A perpetual Democratic majority in the US.
• A sudden spike in available Federal road construction dollars, as Texas will no longer be usurping a massive chunk more than they contribute.
• The closing and relocation of numerous military bases, which would utterly devastate a number of communities that only hang on because of the thousands of welfare queen freeloaders polishing knobs while wearing camo.
• Texas suddenly needing to find sources for things like corn and wheat.
• Tens of thousands of businesses instantly shuttering and moving to other states because they literally cannot be operated outside of the United States. Like... you know... the fucking aerospace industry or anything with encryption.
• The sudden realization that they do not have a military and thus no way to defend their borders without Cletus and his yokel buddies.
• The slightly less sudden realization that Cletus was vaporized from fifteen miles away by a missile fired from an F35.
• A descent into Russia-tier dipshittery.
• Getting hit in the face that without the Federal government to play off as the boogeyman the Texas legislature would have to actually fucking accomplish something for once.

That last one is what will insure none of these inch-dick GOP fucks let this happen. They KNOW they're worthless. They KNOW they're trash humans. They KNOW they have created a base that will absolutely murder them the moment the bread runs out.

So I'm all in favor of Texit. There are literally no downsides for me.

Meanwhile my brother in law apparently had some life-altering experience because his kids were cold in the house and still refuses to lift a fucking finger to get out of this shitbag state.

Mayonnaise motherfuckers will allow this state to flourish despite everything.