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Sounds like more gross incompetence from the Elon Musk playbook, whom spez idolizes because he's also an incompetent fucking bozo. Oh well, fools and their money and all that.

Oh my God I remember The Maxx

Does not literally turning traitor and attempting to overthrow the United States of America and murder the vice president count as a social norm?

Yeah, I sacrificed my SD slot in favor of the headphone jack when I chose my Pixel.

Remember when buying a phone meant they added new features instead of taking them away from you? Those were the days.

Son of a submariner, that would be swell

That would be Yoshitaka Amano.

Easier to control your populace if they just have a 4th grade education and are directly dependent on the government to eat. But don't worry about the Texan economy, they'll be more than happy to siphon unearned money from blue states that actually create something of value instead of more culture war bullshit

Turns out Fascists only like free speech when it gives them a chance to talk freely about genocide. But then it's "how dare you teach my children about human rights and good touch/bad touch, off to the gulag for you."

Your dad is not a phone

The real key to making this work properly is standardized battery sizes. You know, like the AA and AAA standards we've had for one hundred years.

I stopped buying Samsung phones because of this bullshit

Fair enough. Demands that don't appeal in some way to their id, then.