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And what are zoom employees using from the office to sell their product? Why no other than a fine Zoom call, from our desk to yours!

Drag of the vape queen amirite?!

My parents thought MSN messenger would store all conversation logs even if I turned that feature off. They ended up paying somebody to scan the hard drive for something that didn't exist.

On windows 98 before clearing Internet history was a thing I knew how to do, I would just click log off and login to Windows under another random username.

Where are all the people who say "if you don't like it just get another job" when this happens. Especially if you're a temp and you could literally walk across the street and get another job.

Why do I feel like such an event would just make population epigenetics LGBTQ even harder.

Gets a $3000 bill because they picked the wrong instance type.

It's frustrating they don't even know what to be angry about. Like instead of flying to Sacramento and ripping out 5000 servers why not flip out that the code has 70,000 different hard coded references to a single data center instead of one.

Bill I really think it's time we form a committee to discuss ways to punish people whose life circumstances aren't described in the bible!

Because any time I've seen somebody subscribe to Hello Fresh they are at a low point in life and nobody wants to be them or take advice from them. My roommate did it probably 3 years ago and for a year he would just stack up the boxes in the kitchen without even throwing away the ice packs. When he finally did clean it all up the kitchen table was completely warped from all the leaked ice packs. It's literally a subscription for TV dinners so it's marketing to people who are too lazy or depressed to go to the store and buy 10 Lean Cuisines.

I'm not the product, your the product!

I check Lemmy multiple times per day now!