blackluster117

You know it's a real problem when you're still losing the 10mm in your sexual fantasies. Where do they go...?

Thank you for engaging with my engagement!

Give it up, we know you're actually six cats in a trench coat masquerading as a network engineer. I've seen enough photos of cats in server racks to know when I've been had.

I need this as a sticker slapped onto the back of a street sign I see on my way to work. Feels like that's where it should go.

First the Thagomizer, now this. Larson truly is prophetic.

If they were a more humane society, we likely would.

Can you blame the guy? I'd be frowning pretty fucking hard, too, if I was in his shoes.

Tankies can eat shit.

Who doesn't love liquid bread?

Have you checked the bin for any more rotisserie chickens?

Nice to know that these types of people are out there. Treasure them.

This reminds me of an old joke where there's a pothole in the street causing major accidents, and the solution is to move the pothole in front of the hospital so that people can get medical care more quickly.