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Obama stole my pic-a-nic basket!

I wonder how much Commissioner Lindenbaum charges for her vote.

Schools? Oh, we won't have any of those when the GOP is done.

Yes, but we're on lemmy so you'll have to forgive me for focusing on what's relevant.

The GOP will be coming for Brown v Board of Education next, and you can bet your ass Clarence Thomas and the other right wing justices will be all for it.

I've noticed a large percentage of Lemmy users don't read articles, so rather than discussing the news in the comment section, they just nitpick the headline instead.

Yeah, it's an expression. Kinda like how you ask someone to "roll the window up" in a car and everyone knows what you mean, despite the fact that the vast majority of cars produced in the last 20 years have come with automatic windows as a standard feature. But hey, don't let me interrupt lemmy's favorite pastime, inanely criticizing headlines as if that actually offers anything of substance to the discussion.

The guy that's been riding Adam Sandler's coattails for 34 years? Oh yeah, he's super accomplished.

I'll never forgive Adam Sandler for keeping Rob Schneider vaguely relevant by letting him ride his coattails for the last 30 years. "Makin' coppppieeesss" stfu you bigoted hack.

Kibble only. If they catch you with some of that fancy wet dog food you're going to get a lengthy lecture about financial responsibility.

Yeah… People just need to start slurping down gruel for every meal and be happy about it. How dare someone complain about grocery store prices when I know for a fact they splurged on a bag of name brand potato chips last week! The poors are not just entitled but completely irresponsible. Don’t they realize simple luxuries like snacks are for rich people?

Bigfoot, the Loch Ness monster, Mothman, Italians. All folklore.