Teon

joined 1 year ago
[–] Teon@kbin.social 26 points 7 months ago (10 children)

Just an FYI: 'woke' is what happens when you computer "resumes from sleep".

[–] Teon@kbin.social 14 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Lies.
Like his whole life.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 3 points 7 months ago

Actually they don't suck and that's why people hate them.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 11 points 7 months ago

Someone should start making the funeral arrangements. People are going to demand a grave to piss on.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

The specific issue with this person is, hair color does not match mustache. And he is one of those people where facial hair looks bad on him.
Way too many men (and some women) think they can get away with facial hair, they can't. Not every person can rock every trend, it's why we are individuals.
I HATE facial hair on 99% of men. It's always scraggly, sparse, not well maintained or cut into some weird ZZ Top or flat bottomed Groomsman hipster look from the 1860's.
And I am always shocked when a really hot dude hides his face behind a beard that makes him look like he was stranded on a deserted island for 10 years. Why would you hide that face???
Same goes for hot bods, can your clothes get anymore unflattering?? Why even go to the gym.
end rant - - -

[–] Teon@kbin.social 6 points 7 months ago

Oh crap, now what am I going to have for lunches.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 4 points 7 months ago

More details are available on the status page I'm currently working on.

Is there a link to that page? Or is it not live right now?

[–] Teon@kbin.social 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Davida Michelle looks fab darling, just fab!!

[–] Teon@kbin.social 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] Teon@kbin.social 3 points 7 months ago

The made a pact with Satan. The powers of the underworld keep them erect.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 19 points 8 months ago

My masculinity is so fragile I must have vroom vroom to let the world know how "manly" I am.
I really must you guys.
You guys, I'm sooper MANLY!

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