Lies.
Like his whole life.
Teon
Actually they don't suck and that's why people hate them.
Someone should start making the funeral arrangements. People are going to demand a grave to piss on.
The specific issue with this person is, hair color does not match mustache. And he is one of those people where facial hair looks bad on him.
Way too many men (and some women) think they can get away with facial hair, they can't. Not every person can rock every trend, it's why we are individuals.
I HATE facial hair on 99% of men. It's always scraggly, sparse, not well maintained or cut into some weird ZZ Top or flat bottomed Groomsman hipster look from the 1860's.
And I am always shocked when a really hot dude hides his face behind a beard that makes him look like he was stranded on a deserted island for 10 years. Why would you hide that face???
Same goes for hot bods, can your clothes get anymore unflattering?? Why even go to the gym.
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Oh crap, now what am I going to have for lunches.
More details are available on the status page I'm currently working on.
Is there a link to that page? Or is it not live right now?
Davida Michelle looks fab darling, just fab!!
The made a pact with Satan. The powers of the underworld keep them erect.
My masculinity is so fragile I must have vroom vroom to let the world know how "manly" I am.
I really must you guys.
You guys, I'm sooper MANLY!
Just an FYI: 'woke' is what happens when you computer "resumes from sleep".