SlopppyEngineer

It should switch off automatically after you've overtaken the other cars once the car blocking you moves out of the way..

"but the climate is always changing"

Too bad we built a civilization on the assumption it wouldn't

"We have determined that we'll be able to fill 80% of the user's display with advertising before inducing seizures" ~Nolan Sorrento

1 inch is 25,4 mm, not 254 mm.

I googled for 50 mm. That should be close enough.

It always reminds me of those certificates for owning a piece of the moon.

Not everything in life and in comics is written out in full ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Pretty much this size

It's the "dying because you're penniless" part people have trouble with.

dealing with the idiot customers and rude Karens

Of course the customers behave as entitled brats because they're paying for the entitlement with a tip that can be withheld for any reason. It creates a rage inducing power dynamic.

• Forest fires that turn the sky red
• Record rainfall and flooding
• Once in a millennium heatwaves

It depends on where you live of course

And don't mention the corporate presentation from two weeks ago where we said we had record profits this year.