PrunesMakeYouPoop

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[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 96 points 5 months ago (19 children)

The average person has one boob and one testicle.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 1 points 5 months ago

Go to the cowboy store and get some work jeans. Make sure the tag says 100% cotton. They can be stiff and take a while to break in, but when they do, they're comfy and durable. I usually get wranglers for $25-30 and they last years and years. I usually replace them because they're oil stained, not worn-through.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 1 points 5 months ago

I love my redwings.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's a sailboat!

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It is a controlled substance; you must be 21+ to purchase it.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 4 points 6 months ago

Wow a Zardoz reference. Well met, Friend.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

Is that a gun that is also a penis? Or is it a gun that shoots penises as ammo?

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 5 points 6 months ago

I mean, you kinda were.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 5 points 7 months ago

I just use the printer at work.

[–] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 3 points 7 months ago

Vulcan 500 with a heavy wrist.

 

Screw the ridge wallet, this thing is a beast. With full grain leather and a coated stainless steel body, this wallet is built like an absolute tank.

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