PenisDuckCuck9001

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[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

Everything is expensive and everyone's underemployed thanks to all the damage large corporations have done to the job market and the economy as a whole.

I just want to make almost as much money as I made as a shift manager in fast food 10 years ago, which is a job I ironically walked away from to get educated. I just hope the democrats win so they can maybe reverse some of that anti homelessness stuff because we're all going to need it.

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The internet has slowly become more and more useless over time since the pandemic. It's fucking impossible to find anything now. Half the time it's like I have better luck doing an lan search on my home network than looking it up on Google and I'm not even very deep into the self hosted everything rabbit hole.

It's like they want us all to be stupid, uninformed and not know how to do anything.

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Every morning I ask myself "how can I dress as phallic and vaginally as possible today without it being HR reportable?🤔"

If I don't have anything floral and penile enough, I'll compensate by using the word "moist" several times in conversation that day just to be on the safe side.

Holy shit is that keyboard a Saitek Eclipse mk1?

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Vaccines are important but a primary reason I'm voting for Harris is because if she doesn't win, this could be the last election. There are morons voting for Trump just because they think they're getting "revenge" for the existence of trans people by voting red. Both sides have wildly different priorities.

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Convicted, not just accused. Crazy. Either a lot of powerful people really hated this guy or there's more to this story we'll never know.

Edit: I just smoked a joint and I get it now. He's probably a professional fall guy. This is what he does for a living.

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wouldn't sleep with a "vanilla" guy because I'm only attracted to feminine features but I don't care about penis vs vagina. I'm attracted to femboys, women with cocks and women without cocks.

[–] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'm OK with actual honest to goodness videos on lemmy generally. It's those fucking gifs that drive me up the fucking wall. Gifs should be banned from lemmy, they're so heavily abused. 3 out of 4 "video" posts is actually just a 100mb+ gif. Use any fucking thing other than gifs. Fuck gifs. If I had a time machine I would go back in time just to prevent gifs from getting invented just so people would stop posting 1 minute long gifs all over lemmy. In fact, maybe I should plot and scheme to sneak the removal of gif support from the lemmy software git repo somehow the same way hackers got that ssh virus in.

Fuck gifs. Everyone needs to stop choosing to use them instead of any other format. Literally anything else would be better. Even drawing a representation of what happened in crayon would be better than posting a gif. If videos are too complicated to figure out you need to be posting a picture or maybe just go outside. Fuck.

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