You are a far from useless modern god with that suggestion.
PeelerSheila
How did I not realise that this is the supreme way of sausage consumption? How?
I totally agree. There need to be options and alternatives for consumers; we are supposed to have the power, they are supposed to be courting us and enticing us, not dictating from upon high how things are gonna be around here, dammit!
As a side issue. Miniest was given a 5c piece in her weekly pocket money instead of a $2 coin from her Nan, and I was explaining how a blind person would not make that mistake (thickness, weight and side ridges of the coins). I suddenly thought, wow, the potential for blind people to be mercilessly ripped off in a digital world is utterly terrifying. What are they tapping at, what does it display? Was the correct information entered?What about card skimming devices and fake QR codes? Terrifying.
"while she rolls around on the concrete like a fat beige whore" is the funniest and most evocative thing I will read this week.
My God Melba, that Pityriasis Rosea looks uncannily like what I've got! We're the sores weepy at all?
Thankyou Melba π
Hey those shelves are really nifty! But my cupboard is tiny and already has a built in shelf. Luckily I don't store much in there, mostly dishwashing items, carpet cleaner and oven cleaner.
There's not enough room in mine, it's full of convoluted drainpipe.
Love and Other Bruises does this for me every time. Still one of my favourite songs.
Tomorrow I'm going to slather on the calamine lotion and take the family to the latest Lucha Fantastica wrestling event. It's the Mexican Day of the Dead festival. Can't wait to go! I buy the tickets pre release so they cost very little, and we go out for lunch before the event. It's our little family outing every 2-3 months and I look forward to it for weeks (usually it's me and the kids going out, or Mr P and the kids, like a divorce lol).
I'm sorry but that just sounds far too intelligent and reasonable.
Hell yeah!