NuWuX

joined 1 year ago
[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

When I was but a youth, my mother used to regale me with this bit of wisdom: "Profanity is the result of a weak mind attempting to express itself forcefully."

Sometimes I'll reflect on this and think, "God damn, that bitch was a dumb fuckin' cunt if I ever met one!"

[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm 25.45 Big Macs tall.

[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Anon is tartar.

[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well yes of course, how else are they going to get the armor to stand up? /s

 
[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Humans are animals too. So, it's somewhat ironic that you've got a stylized exposed human skull as a profile picture.

Yes, I know it's from Diablo 2; great game!

[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I hope every release goes full Concord until they learn their lesson.

 
[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

Aww, man, I thought it was ALL pus... Well, maybe a pus and mucus mixture, but that's disappointing. ☹️

[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 28 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Sounds like something a soyboy would say.

[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok, but how do you convince the actors to make sex noises without them suspecting they're acting out a sex scene?

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