N0body

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[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 128 points 4 days ago (2 children)

“If you think my Haitian stories are bad, just wait until I start making up stories about Jews. I get most of my “news” from this website called 4chan. Ever heard of it?”

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 119 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Verified, so that’s clearly him. Ask him why his dad was in Dallas when JFK was shot.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 days ago

From the makers of Trump Steaks comes Trump Chicken. Made from the most cowardly of chickens.

They were publicly spanked and humiliated, then they ran away while clucking that they actually won to anyone who is still listening to their delusional bullshit. Fortunately, the chickens were easily baited and walked right into the slaughterhouse.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the Fourth Amendment right to drive a vehicle while intoxicated. You could argue that the Founders were referring to horses and buggies, but clearly the spirit of the law was that it should be legal to get intoxicated and operate any mode of transportation. We'll see how that airline pilot's case goes, though. I'm worried that his right to fly drunk will be infringed.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 5 days ago (4 children)

It sure would be a shame if people started talking about the rumor that Laura Loomer is pregnant with Trump's love child. I don't know if there's any truth to the rumor at all. It's just a rumor I heard people are talking about.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 5 days ago (3 children)

No weird. No weird. You're the weird.

Anyway, they're eating the cats in Ohio, folks. They're EATING the CATS!

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The only way a third party would be viable in the US is if it grew organically from small, local races that aren't captured by large donors. A dedicated group of volunteers knocking on doors and spreading a message can have a real effect in those races. Get a few candidates in office and start doing some good, and a party can grow around it. Draw up a blueprint for how you did it, and spread it around to other towns and cities, making allies with other local groups as they spring up.

Is that easy to do? Of course not, but that would be a viable path for the formation of a functioning third party.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

Oenomaus as a retiarius? Jupiter's Cock, that's an egregious waste of talent.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Nothing spices up a marriage like Communism.

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

MAGAt 1: How could a woman speak so intelligently and run circles around Trump? It's almost like our entire view of women as lesser than men on every level is somehow wron-

MAGAt 2: A MAN TOLD HER WHAT TO SAY WITH MAGIC EARRINGS

MAGAt 1: Praise Republican Jesus! You figured it out!

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 6 days ago

Maybe the word "directly" didn't translate well. If Russia engages NATO directly, their forces will be wiped off the map. Ukraine is using old NATO equipment from the 90s that was pulled out of storage and kicking all kinds of Russian ass. Direct NATO involvement would mean carrier groups, F35s, stealth bombers, and a whole lot of other fun things the Russians have zero answer for.

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