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I can't help hearing it in Matt Berry's voice

Hornéd screaMER

First section says it'll take 10^29 joules to slow down the earth, third section says 10^22 joules in 350 days, so 10^7 difference, approx that many years to make back the energy from step 1

And it'll only take 10^7 years to pay for itself, bargain!

Weird coincidence - I had a really good Mexican dinner 2 streets away from there last month

Apparently it's not bad

Visited some relatives in Texas last year for Thanksgiving and we made Yorkshires to contribute - all the Americans present went wild for them, A+, but then 3 different people independently asked if you could make sweet ones... Head in hands

How do hens all know what size an eggcup is?

Henderson's Relish - it's similar to Worcestershire but hyper local to Sheffield (and it's vegan cos no anchovies) and we're all weirdly proud of it

And my axe

Are we including Jack, Sarina, Patrick and Lauren and their do-re-mi ditty in DS9?

• Entombed horse

That's the boi