MelodiousFunk

joined 8 months ago
[–] MelodiousFunk 12 points 1 month ago

This brings back memories. Hairy memories.

Never could figure out if he was drinking his own kool aid or not.

[–] MelodiousFunk 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would like a wake up call at 9:30 and breakfast at 10 please.

[–] MelodiousFunk 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not just union jobs, but traditionally union industries like auto workers as well. I have a friend that works in a factory in the US south. Not union, but the pay and benefits are close to keep UAW from gaining a foothold. He would complain about them handing out flyers in front of the plant every so often.

After a recent incident that had him sweating bullets over potentially losing his job for something minor (and having to face management and HR alone), I told him to take the leaflet next time. I hope he does.

[–] MelodiousFunk 13 points 1 month ago

I earned my dad joke card in 1985 when I came around the corner carrying a joke book and like 7 kids groaned.

is old

[–] MelodiousFunk 62 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I never did understand how an ocean can contain multiple seas.

[–] MelodiousFunk 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This one is just cheating.

[–] MelodiousFunk 3 points 1 month ago

chomp

Tastes like ~~chicken~~ drum & bass

[–] MelodiousFunk 1 points 1 month ago

Full stack dev/ops: "We can't keep having these emergency calls just because Solarwinds dropped a packet."

Me: "I'm running a continuous ping and it's all timing out."

FSD: "Well the server is up."

Me: "I understand that. Trace looks like it's dropping at the MPLS router."

FSD: "So it's a monitoring issue."

Me: "No you clod, it's networking."

Network VP: "A few dropped packets are normal, what's the problem here?"

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[–] MelodiousFunk 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Network monitoring engineers: explains for the umpteenth time that a node reporting down isn't just a single dropped packet

[–] MelodiousFunk 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

OCD/AuDHD wreaks havoc on my executive function, and was left untreated for so long that my life is now falling apart.

I'm insufferable for completely different reasons.

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