MelodiousFunk

joined 8 months ago
[–] MelodiousFunk 14 points 1 month ago

7 was the first and last version of Windows I didn't immediately despise.

[–] MelodiousFunk 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I dunno, I think Iced Earth would be down. If the sole remaining member wasn't still in prison, that is.

[–] MelodiousFunk 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...this would trigger a friend of mine so badly (fungi enthusiast and Pluto stan). I want to send it, but at the same time... I'm not sure I'd hear the end of it.

[–] MelodiousFunk 4 points 1 month ago

Anyone who's ever seen Super 8 can attest. Even with a drastic change in momentum, direction, and drag coefficient, trains just keep crashing and don't stop for like an hour.

[–] MelodiousFunk 6 points 1 month ago

Everyone forgets Ceres. I wonder if people threw shit fits when Ceres and Pallas got demoted... twice.

[–] MelodiousFunk 3 points 1 month ago

insert trumpet boy meme...

...intersecting with an autist's area of special interest

https://youtu.be/on3RlaowAtc

[–] MelodiousFunk 2 points 1 month ago

If I had a nickel for every unicorn we've found, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it beats the zero completed multisession campaigns.

[–] MelodiousFunk 2 points 1 month ago

Cloud and leer, goodbuddy.

[–] MelodiousFunk 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don't be discouraged. All you need to get the ball rolling is two people who are:

  • Attracted to you
  • Attracted to each other
  • Not the jealous type
  • (optional) An in-depth understanding of how shared calendars work

Only by mastering the three-way can one ascend to the Orgian Fields.

[–] MelodiousFunk 3 points 1 month ago

Myself. Which I see as a sign that I need better stuff. I am a low bar.

[–] MelodiousFunk 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I just quit after calling the police. Dude said they were too hard to scratch off and wanted his money back. Was dressed to the nines (as was his date), in a seedy movie rental store, trying to return lottery tickets by amicably dropping threats of coming behind the register.

I sure hope his date was impressed. Nobody else was.

Edit: also, this was about 20 years ago, so may very well have been a scam attempt.

[–] MelodiousFunk 8 points 1 month ago

A similar establishment by me also diversified into bongs. A wall of bongs, a wall of lottery, a wall of smokes, a locked case full of smaller smoke accessories, half a wall of cooler, and three tiny islands of "food." It's very bright and clean but also sad as fuck.

view more: ‹ prev next ›