I'm almost positive that's a Dalmation.
KrakBamKrak
joined 1 year ago
Scooby-Doo would a word with you...he just enjoyed some things in the past that are now legal in most U.S. states. That doesn't make him, or his relatives "disgusting"!
Ah...thank you! Now we're in the spirit!
I've only been married for 28 years...we're not ready for kids! #idiocracy
There's three of us!
I love keeping them on the phone as long as possible! It's damn-near a hobby of mine.
Today I got one I've never heard before. They were from the "Automobile Collision" Company that said they have money for me from my accident! I like free money...let's do this!
They transferred me three times up the chain...final one was their lawyer - that's where the call dropped. Suffice it to say...I was disappointed to not hear the end.
One of my favorites, in case y'all would like to use it - I claimed (in a Southern drawl) I was an Alligator Hunter...in Nevada. "Business is a bit slow...and I can't go to the zoo no more." Kept them on the line for 44 minutes...almost beat my record.
I have yet to meet a dog that doesn't like Bully Sticks. For the uninitiated, I'd hesitate to look up what they are - you've been warned!
There's TWO of us out there!!!
I like you...your humor sounds as twisted as mine! Don't ever change!
But...but...if your glasses are on the bedside table WHILE you're sleeping - how to you get any reading accomplished?!? ;)
That's just the lid...usually the toilets are about knee high.
But I would never NOT have a bidet in my house ever again. And yes, I'm in the U.S.