Unintended Implication: non-Christian babies are less likely to be hurled.
HonkTonkWoman
I’m imagining a controversial new Ken Burns Documentary, with an emotional forward by Tommy Lasorda.
Stick it between a couple layers of red velvet & slather it with chocolate cream cheese icing.
Implied fact: by distinguishing the baby as Christian, there must be non-Christian babies in close proximity.
I love that there is also the distinct possibility of non-Christian babies up there on the mound, with the pitcher as well.
What happens if the pitcher throws a baby of a different faith? Infield fly rule that leads to a game ending double play?
Found the riding mower:
Boogie?
Some public spaces do offer public posting within guidelines, som I’m guessing trespassing wouldn’t be a primary charge.
I’d wager Vandalism over Trespassing, but you’re spot on with the value added charges.
Well said. Those kid weren’t born believing liberals are bad…
He’s the same color as their orange soda. Maybe they’re trying to challenge Gatorade?
Arnold Palmer ain’t dead yet!
Yup! I have a drawer of these things because my brother & I used to fight over them. Still use one in my dad’s truck when I steal it from him.
Leave those air pods in your pockets kids. Nothing brings the heat like the annoying clacking of the auto reverse on a cassette deck, constantly trying to flip over a cassette that doesn’t flip, while matching the rhythm of your current jam.