HonkTonkWoman

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[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Yup! I have a drawer of these things because my brother & I used to fight over them. Still use one in my dad’s truck when I steal it from him.

Leave those air pods in your pockets kids. Nothing brings the heat like the annoying clacking of the auto reverse on a cassette deck, constantly trying to flip over a cassette that doesn’t flip, while matching the rhythm of your current jam.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unintended Implication: non-Christian babies are less likely to be hurled.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

I’m imagining a controversial new Ken Burns Documentary, with an emotional forward by Tommy Lasorda.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Stick it between a couple layers of red velvet & slather it with chocolate cream cheese icing.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Implied fact: by distinguishing the baby as Christian, there must be non-Christian babies in close proximity.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I love that there is also the distinct possibility of non-Christian babies up there on the mound, with the pitcher as well.

What happens if the pitcher throws a baby of a different faith? Infield fly rule that leads to a game ending double play?

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Found the riding mower:

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

Some public spaces do offer public posting within guidelines, som I’m guessing trespassing wouldn’t be a primary charge.

I’d wager Vandalism over Trespassing, but you’re spot on with the value added charges.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago

Well said. Those kid weren’t born believing liberals are bad…

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

He’s the same color as their orange soda. Maybe they’re trying to challenge Gatorade?

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Arnold Palmer ain’t dead yet!

 
 

Found a Luna Mouth in my backyard. Luna Moth

 
 

Orchid at the Reynolda House Gardens in Winston Salem, NC.

 

I hate the Tarheels.

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Spent Thanksgiving on St George Island in Florida. Caught some amazing time lapses, Gulf Fritillaries, a Great Blue Heron, and this Van Gogh-Esque shot over the gulf.

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Does anyone know what type of bat this? Poor little bugger hit my office window a while back. Was unconscious, or stunned for a bit, but did manage to fly off. Alternate angle.

Edit: I’m in the Piedmont, NC area if that helps.

 

[OC] Caught the Black-Crowned Night Herons under the Main Street bridge in Jacksonville, FL & the Great Blue Heron on St. George Island

 

I’m in inland NC as tropical storm Ophelia approaches our coast. Steady winds here already with 25-30mph gusts & building.

Late season Zebra Swallowtail popped by for a snack before the storm picks up here. Lil bugger was getting blown around sideways trying to hang on.

 

and if my stuff ain’t tight enough you can stick it up my…. WOOOO!!

Miss ya Clarence

 
 

A Red Spotted Purple, aka a Whirt Admiral, showing off the underside of its wings. Marked with reddish Orange spots over a gray to deep blue to black gradient.

These butterflies use mimicry to blend in with more dominant species in their area. This one is mimicking an Eastern Black Swallowtail.

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