Gork

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 40 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Why would doctors remove extra penises if they are visible? It's obviously a blessing from the Penis Man.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 25 points 15 hours ago

Shifts bit to the left

Um what am I doing

Shifts bit to the right

program crashes

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 56 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Now the drop table is merely a database command instead of a table actually falling down from an elevator failure.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 8 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Or the equally dumb Reaganism, "The nine most feared words are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help' "

Meteorologists employed by the government can give us plenty of warning, paid by us taxpayers, rather than having to fork over cash to AccuWeather.

Plenty of civil service government jobs do the same thing and it's incredibly ignorant to assume that they're an IRS Boogeyman "revenuer" out to get you.

 

A man in Japan who has four wives and two girlfriends – and aims to father 54 children – wants to become the “God of Marriage”.

Ryuta Watanabe, 36, who lives in the northern prefecture of Hokkaido, has not worked for 10 years and lives entirely on the salaries of his wives and girlfriends.

His wives are common-law in nature, recognised as partners in a marriage-like relationship without formal registration, based on long-term cohabitation and shared responsibilities.

Watanabe is already the father of 10 children and lives with two of them and three of his wives, Japan’s Shueisha Online reported.

He takes on the role of a house husband, cooking, doing housework and taking care of the children.

The household expenses, which are almost 914,000 yen (US$6,000) a month, are split between his wives and girlfriends.

Watanabe also has a fourth wife, who is 24 years old, but they are estranged. In addition, he met two girlfriends via social media platforms.

Six years ago, a depressed Watanabe who was living on welfare, was dumped by his girlfriend.

He said it was this that pushed him to start dating various women through dating apps.

Earlier this year, on the Japanese TV show Abema Prime, Watanabe said: “I just love women. As long as we love each other equally, there won’t be any problems.”

Watanabe also said that each of his wives has her own room, and he rotates sleeping with different wives every night.

He claimed to have sex more than 28 times a week, and said his wives never get jealous, instead, they get along well like friends.

Watanabe aims to break the record for the most children fathered in Japan, becoming a so-called God of Marriage.

Online sources indicate that Tokugawa Ienari, a shogun who died in 1841, fathered around 53 children with 27 concubines during his reign in the Edo Period.

Watanabe said: “I want to have 54 children so my name will go down in history. I’m still looking for new wives.”

Polygamy is illegal in Japan, meaning Watanabe cannot legally marry multiple women at once.

Watanabe’s unconventional family lifestyle has attracted attention on social media.

One person on YouTube said: “His kids will never be able to have a close relationship with their father because there are just too many of them.”

“I would never let my own children end up like this man,” said another.

However, a third took a different view: “They seem like a happy family. Respect their choices.”

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 107 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

What Futurama level bureaucrat do I need to be to get assigned this post?

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Can you believe F*x news tried to make the Weave™ into a good thing? lol

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They have to be pipettes too due to beauty standards. Can't be a thiccc pipe these days :(

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump, who has been working in real estate all his life, somehow led the development of IVF? 🙄

Does anybody believe this stuff when he says it?

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Ubisoft says they make AAAA games now, so probably at least $70 for the base game standard edition.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Combat archaeology should be a thing.

Need to explore an ancient temple that happens to be on ISIS territory? Time to bring in a combat archaeologist.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There have been reports that North Korean troops are now in Ukraine.

Could this indicate that North Korea is switching to a defensive posture along the Korean DMZ if they are deploying troops to Ukraine?

 
 
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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Gork@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Or always trust it. Never in-between.

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