He seems happy
Dhar
Pssst, "If we hit that bullseye, the rest..."
First thought: Is your PiHole's static IP within the range of addresses your DHCP server hands out?
Hey, man. Your comment is a week old and I've got no solid advice for you, but I want you to know that someone read your post. You're in a shitty situation and I feel for you. Stay strong, stay level headed, and don't forget you're not alone.
Heh heh. "Willy"
I have a Brother HL-L8360CDW and it checks several of your boxes. I've had it for a few years and it works great for office-type printing. I've never seriously tried printing photos on it, so I can't speak to that, but I'm currently using it in a mixed Windows/Linux/Android environment over wifi. Even if that's not the model for you, I think Brother is the right brand.
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Kokuyo KB Business paper, I use it to print my own custom dot grids for disc binding.
That cow is outstanding in its field
The article helpfully links to the lobbyist's contact info, so you can let him, William Burke-White, and his employer, Penn Carey Law, know what you think of Russian agents operating in the US.