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[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 12 points 7 months ago (9 children)

Ladies and gentlemenโ€ฆ

I did it. My bowls are free. And neither of them was sacrificed to the Great Smash

Jesus fucking Christ. It only took trying every-fucking-thing, on and off throughout an entire fucking day

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 7 points 7 months ago
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[โ€“] Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I went on Bumble BFF to make some friends and I suspiciously have 40 matches in one day.

I have a sneaking suspicion that it's not just friends people are looking for...

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[โ€“] Baku@aussie.zone 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

ranting about AdelaideI don't think I like Adelaide. Why is their metro card system so rude?

When I visited I was 15, so I wasn't eligible for a child ticket (once you're 15 or older there you need a South Australian student ID). Today I found my metro card so was going to register it, but you can't register your card if you're under 18

Then in their terms and conditions they seem to be very set on a "NO REFUNDS" policy. Okay, I lied, you can actually get yourself a refund for whatever money you load onto it, but their policy is you have to die first. If you die, your "authorised representative" can go to them with a copy of your death certificate and a letter of administration. Are they really that desperate to hold onto the few measly dollars tourists put on their cards and don't use?

And their main train station makes me feel uncomfortable. I can't really describe why, it just makes me feel unwelcome and sketched out:

Other things I found weird, rude, or foreign about Adelaide:

  • you swipe your card on the train, rather than at the train station
  • they still take paper tickets on the trains, but you have to validate it by putting it into the metro card reader thing
  • they do take bank cards but only on trams, but then I think the trams are free so you don't need to anyway?
  • only some readers take certain types of tickets - on trams the front reader takes paper tickets and metro cards, but not bank cards. Then the middle reader takes bank cards and metro cards, but not google/apple pay. Then the back reader only takes metro cards
  • you have to buy a ticket for your bike
  • the penalty for fare evasion there is almost 5 times what it is here ($1,250 vs $280 here). And I think you get fined the same amount of you don't buy your bike a ticket
  • they don't call fines "fines", they call them an expiration ticket or something?
  • they put birds and shit on all their signs reminding you you're in South Australia, which ends up feeling like you're in papers please or another Soviet game based in the 70s/80s
  • also I think if you get an expiration notice they put in on your police record and then you forever have a criminal record and a $1.2k fine because your bike doesn't have a ticket
  • they put angry warning signs on literally everything. I don't understand how their signs feel like they're yelling at you but ours don't, but it seems to be the way it is
  • their bus stops have terms and conditions
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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Today's project completed: one large tote bag to carry my meals to work. The fabric is designed for outdoor furniture, with a lining of the type of fabric used for packs and sportsbags. This should mean it will last well - the old bag got quite manky because of the condensation formed by ice bricks. It did make it hard to sew though, both because of how thick it is and because the lining fabric was slippery. Miss Meow did her best to assist. Spoiler: it didn't help.

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Damn. That looks amazing. Is there anything you canโ€™t do?

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[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 10 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Had to purchase a new phone unexpectedly today. Booooooo!!

Had an interview and was asked for references straight away.

Made really good falafel and dips for dinner.

Got a free coffee from local coffee stand cause they made an extra one and they know me.

Good day, no?

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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 10 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Next month I turn 32.

One year closer to returning to pure star-stuff.

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

โœจStar stuff gangโœจ๐Ÿ™Œ

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago

โœจfwoooosh โœจ

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[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I live for this cool breeze ony face, through my hair, as I'm on way home home from work in a tram that seems to be going just a bit too fast

[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago

๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ

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[โ€“] Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Alrighty. Final reference has been submitted. Ball is in their court.

My referee showed me what he wrote, and it's a fucking great reference. Really made me look good ๐Ÿ™‚

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I have gravely disappointed the Void. Usually the washing machine beeping signals an Outside Adventure with Bugs! And Grass!

I set up the airer inside. Shame on me.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 7 points 7 months ago

how dare you not stop the rain

[โ€“] underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 8 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Big scary meeting this arvo. Please send good vibes.

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Sometimes I feel like I'm a teenager again, staying up late to read and make music.

Ah well. Joy where you can find it.

[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 8 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Oh for fuckโ€™s sake.

I stacked one bowl on top of another and now theyโ€™re stuck together. Iโ€™ve wedged them somehow.

How do I disengage them without breaking either of them?

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm invested in this.

Did they disengage?

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[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 8 points 7 months ago (14 children)

Bowls still stuck together. I give up

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago

Bowl-eo and Bowl-iet by Bowl-iam Bowl-spear

Seriously though, wow. The vacuum between the bowls must be strong, or the friction.

I'm sure you have already, but maybe rubber gloves might help? Like to pull them apart? I don't know sorry, that sucks!

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[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 8 points 7 months ago (8 children)

Heat has not worked. WD40 has not worked.

Iโ€™m genuinely about to sit the conglomeration in the dishwasher and run it through a cycle just to see

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

just use some different bowls.

in a few days the stuck ones will come apart for unknown reasons

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I'm invested in this now

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[โ€“] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Operation Increase Kiddos Chilli Tolerance Without Them Knowing continues to be a success, with tonight's meatball mix having a good swig of yucateco.

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 points 7 months ago

This is called kafta bil khebez (meat in bread). It's basically kebab meat inbetween lebanese bread.

Now why I was laughing was instead of waiting for the meat to reach room temperature so it's easier to spread my man was standing at the table giving CPR compressions to the meat with both hands.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

I like right-clicking an icon on my desktop and selecting "Run as administrator"; I understand what it does/what it's for, but honestly Im addicted to the pretend power-trip it gives me haha

"You will open and do the needful, and you will do it now!"

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[โ€“] Ntcc661@aussie.zone 7 points 7 months ago

It's nice to be social but I've had my fill for this week. Need a lot of solo time to recharge.

Today is all about finding a farm stay for a mum-&-son weekend away in a couple of months, making tteokbokki for the first time and doing the ironing.

Loving this weather. Love this type of easy, light rain.

But first: coffee!

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

๐Ÿคœโฐ๐Ÿค› ker POW!

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago

I was at Coles and there's a little boy about 3 years old complaining that it's cold to his mother. In all fairness she was dilly-dallying in the cheese aisle. She replied with "I asked you if you wanted your jumper and you said no". Rookie mistake mum. You don't ask the child. You pop it in your bag anyway and produce it on the inevitable request.

Anyway my tip is to make them work while in there "Grab that 2 litre milk there and put in your basket please" then they don't have time to whinge. Win win.

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Kmart pakige arrived.

The magnetic laundry shelves stick well but the baskets are teeny tiny. They won't hold a few of the items I wanted to put in there. Photo mildly misleading. Still it's better than the suction cup hook I had holding the hand towel. The art supplies look good.

Edit: Oh and the resin platter I bought for wildlife water is nice and heavy but also teeny tiny. I need to actually check the measurements on these things. The amount of water in that would be drunk or evaporate fast.

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[โ€“] Aradina@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's such a lovely, cool, rainy morning.

My bins are full so I have to hide some recycling before the inspection.

[โ€“] Aradina@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Update to inspection: She didn't even check the downstairs rooms. She barely even checked anything lol

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[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago (7 children)

why is Seek telling me to become a tram driver

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I'd do it if I could carry a cricket bat with me. I wouldn't be tolerating bullshit on my tram.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'd do it just so I could take off just as someone has been running and is trying to get on slapping the closed door.

I am mean.

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Oooh Admin powers. Be afraid, be very afraid.

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[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yay, managed to get one overdue garden produce/kitchen task done - basil pesto (the damn things were flowering desperately and might not have lasted another week without harvesting. I had to chuck out about 20g of spotty/yellowed leaves...).

I have no parmesan or nutritional yeast, so I peeled extra garlic and quickly shallow fried the cloves in oil, added that with toasted sunflower seeds and a bit of extra salt - verdict: it's delicious! I don't miss the cheese at all. Cheap and easy. Just put most of it in an ice cube tray for future re-use. Somehow it's ended up a lot darker green this time, but I don't mind!

The other overdue job I really need to do tomorrow, before it warms up again, is give the curry leaf plants a big haircut (timing is really pushing it). Gonna make a big batch of South Indian-style curry leaf sambol/chutney with coconut and fresh green chillies also from the balcony, then freeze most of it. Might hunt down some frozen coconut since I think my dessicated stuff is getting kind of old, and I want this to be a smashing sambol

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Breakfast ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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[โ€“] prime_factor@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

It's going to be interesting to see how the City of Yarra will charge yank tanks extra.

You can take up multiple bays if your vehicle doesn't fit in one. So anyone getting a fine for not fitting in the space will just go to court and get it dismissed.

Charging different rates for different vehicles could also get parking classified as a tax, thanks to the EV case. Which local governments cannot do.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago

Should be charged a higher rego too. They're friggin stupid. no one NEEDS one. A Triton or Landcruiser can do almost everything a yank tank can do, and you dont look like a member of a small penis support group whilst they do it.

[โ€“] prime_factor@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Armaguard has asked for a bailout.

Must not be any money in there. Maybe the bailout funds could come off the back of a truck.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I like watching them from my car with my sunnies on, slunk down it my seat with a newspaper and two holes cut out.

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