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Taking justice into my own hands by stealing the twisted desires of criminals

Killing Void Creatures by invoking the power of thunderstorms.

Thinking about it, probably either an illegal rave party or an illegal epilepsy test

(storm totem shaman in Last Epoch)

Winning the treble with Spurs

Barding too hard. In every sense you can interpret that.

Uhh... Modded Minecraft... Idk lol

Dropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)

Carrying a prop gun to shoot myself and summon demons.

Killing huge beasts and dinosaurs and using their skin like armor.

Preventing the destruction of the planet by smashing robots

Blowing up a shark

Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.

Dead Space

Traspassing with a car thru an exclusion zone.

Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf

Being distracted by a live stream while cutting people off, speeding, running red lights and ignoring police roadblocks while driving a lorry from Spain through the UK to France

Building without a permit.

jumbling up a normal deck of cards with a tarot deck and slowly sorting it out myself while counting

(Balatro)

The last game I played was Persona 3, so.... attempted suicide?

... what crime are you getting arrested for?

all of them

Punching coins into people. Shooting coins. Throwing coins everywhere. Lots of coin based violence.

Opening a gate to"the abyss" because I'm tired of doing menial task.

speeding in super tux kart

Either saving the universe from Twitter, or doing a silly dance, depending on the hour.

Killing zombies to keep the world safe for democracy

Funny enough the characters go to jail at the end for knowing too much so uh... Fuck...

Helping depressed people? Sounds about right

Traveling with my 7 friends in order to stop the rise of a dark god.

Speeding (STK)

Impersonating a cultist with conspiracy to commit mass murder. (Of the cultists)

It's okay though, we're adventurers!

Baldur's Gate 3

Graffiti, murder, and other squid related activities

freecell is a card game and it's not even the gambling type... wtf do I do now???

Trafficking rare animals, and of course cockfighting.

I'm locked up for invading north Korea with high tech supersuits and killing tons of soldiers.

vampirsm

Use of all the drugs, soliciting prostitutes, & weapons charge for everything from machineguns to nuclear weapons.