"You're straight? I- I never knew. That must have been so hard for you."
[leans in for hug]
this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2023
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Oh, I have a straight cousin too, he's cool.
‘Oh, I have a straight cousin too, unfortunately’
Next person who tells me "you can make it!" on my afternoon stroll around the neighborhood, because I'm young and use mobility aids, is getting a whack from said mobility aids. I'm not your inspiration porn.
Dude I'm 46 and run semi regularly. Every time someone on their driveway says something I want to jog up smack them and keep running.
Sorry, "every time"?
I find that so odd, like how often does it happen, and what do people say?
Not every time but over 50%. It is weird. Small town behavior?
Ah, small town, makes sense.
Lmao at my last race a random teenager was all like "FINISH STRONG" as I was slowing down happy it was nearly over. Don't say that to folks high on adrenaline and wondering why they signed up for this please.
It's so brave of you to be this open about who you are!
I respect your choice.
I've never been to a straight marriage before, it sounds like so much fun