I have a Lemmy joke, but it won't federate.
this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent.
I have a joke about video games, but it's pretty played out.
I have a video game joke. It's not done yet, but I'll tell you anyway. The punchline will cost you extra though.
Because this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:
I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.
I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.
I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.
I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.
I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.
I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.
I have a physics joke it’s low potential.
I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.
I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.
I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.
I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.
I'm slightly annoyed that this uses the Right Single Quotation Mark (U+2019) instead of an apostrophe. I guess OCR.
That’s fair, and not OCR, just me typing this up by hand (and autocorrect from iOS). That’s why I added periods where they weren’t in the source and commas as well.
I love the slow degradation of the image the further you go down.
Needs more jpeg.
I have a customer support joke, please hold...
I have a web journalism joke but it's behind a paywall
I have a torrenting joke, but it's only 99.1% complete
It only counts if it's a maths joke.
I have a mathematics joke, but it doesn't count.
When will the update release? Soon™️
I have a joke, but it's not funny.
I have a programming joke but nobody seems to get the reference.
I have a statistics joke but it's not significant.
I thought I was going crazy
Correlation =/= causation. You're still crazy, like the rest of us. :)
I have a computer joke, but I'm still gathering all the parts needed to build it.
I got a stand-up joke, but its a let-down.
I have a programming joke, but if you're not a fan of recursion, you might find it repetitive. Reread this joke to get the punchline.
I have a data compression joke but it got Co!rru.l<ӵ(HucۡVT@u'ptAh2led
I have a culinary joke, but I’m still cooking
I have an artsy joke, but you wouldn't get it
I have a healthcare joke but it wasn’t ordered STAT
I have the plans for a manufacturing joke but we probably cannot make it.
I also have a railway joke but it's stuck at a red signal.
I have a sound joke but you can't hear it