Can we kiss now?
Corn is not a nut. But you're still filling your mouth with warm seed
this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2023
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That was a perfect correction. I didn't want to say anything because the joke was funny, and my thought process was pedantic, but you corrected it and kept it funny. Well done.
Corn nuts. explain that, liberal.
Thanks, now I can't eat popcorn.
That's why when I grab my popcorn at the cinema I loudly proclaim "no homo" before going down on Bruce, my coworker.
Wouldn't want it to get awkward
Is calling a corn kernel a nut some kind of European thing?
Nah they just forked it and hardened the kernel so much it became a nut.
not if you are a woman
What about girlcock? Checkmate, everyone is gay in one way or another
Is it gay to be attracted to trans? Hmm.
Warm seed can come from women too, is all I'm saying
Also, I think it's time we stop thinking in gay and straight terms. Way too restrictive, sexuality is just more complex than that.
I think "gay/straight " describe more than 90% of people. It is useful. What is not useful is making politics out of this, including blaming the other side for being immoral, and "identity politics".
All I'm saying is that describing attraction based on appearance can often make things much easier than stricly basing it on sex or gender identity.
Ah! Got you. However, girlclock is part of appearance too.
Oh yeah, absolutely. And that's what I mean by saying sexuality is complex, people can have such a wild mix of preferences.
So then you agree that it is not gay for a woman to like girlcock (maybe it is not straight either, but importantly it is not gay). Checkmate returned :)
On that note, never stick your dick in peanut butter, because that would be fucking nuts
god damn
Well, you are eating endosperm.
How did you know I was currently putting that warm salty goodness in my mouth right now?
Screw you corn police, can't tell me what's gay.
Fill your mouth with Orville's finest buttery hot seed.
What if that was your intention all along...
Making sonic memes and saying bazinga is gay because anything outside of the actual sexual preference is socially constructed "performance norms" and I can make up whatever the fuck I want.
thats the meme wuality we need on lemmy
Delicious 😍