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[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't bother to ask before borrowing a charger from my siblings. Neither do they.

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I pranked my best friend this summer and sold one of his kidneys. It was just a prank tho so I gave him all of the money from the sale. He's pretty happy about it.

[–] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 2 points 1 year ago

Under 5ft of dirt

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You don't need a charger to live.

But you need your smartphone right? Right?

[–] wandermind@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 year ago

If they have my kidney, at least they know where it is when I ask.

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Too bad you’re not Dewey Crow who has four

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

You think they'd give you kidney. Until you actually need one.

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One you have an expectation that it will be returned the other, not so much

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I expect that so little that I had to backspace my original comment, which asked if you regularly had kidneys returned to you

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was wondering if someone was going to think that lol

but yes I have a maximum of 30-day loan policy on my kidneys which must be upheld

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tfw they're three days late and it's not even the original one you lent them

[–] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If you had access to other kidneys why did you need to borrow mine

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because it would bother you. Duh.