Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
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It's round, but it fits fully within a voxel.
Need a knife with full tang!
A long time ago my grandfather had a cheeseboard that had a small cut into it. And a metal bar that went around the outside with a wire that you would pull down to cut through the cheese. It was easier to use than knives and was fairly easy to clean. Similar to this:
Loved the thing
good thing that has a scale on it so you can tell how many cm of cheese you are slicing
Well, it's actually useful if you want consistent sizes.
No idea why that one has that, but I suppose if you want cubes for something, it could make it easier, haha
I wish I was winning round cheeses! TFW too hetero a man to seduce a farmer and get treated like this:
She does look somewhat fascinated in the picture. Confirmed.
Is this a question?
Cuboid
Rectangular
Umm...
The importance of proper punctuation rears its head.
mistakes like this tend to appear in hard to handle situations
Why I knew it was Cathedral city cheese of all 😅
I found it too crumbly when slicing so now buy Pilgrim's Choice instead.