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Ducks (lemmy.ml)
submitted 9 hours ago by SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org 1 points 1 hour ago

And corkscrew genitals

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 hours ago

Girl seems pleased

[–] oldbaldgrumpy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Hahahaha

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 hours ago

Give that bowling pin legs and flamboyance.

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 25 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

When a duck reaches a high enough level, it evolves into a goose, which builds on all the features of the duck but turns them up to 11

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

after the goose comes a swan, which though bigger, tougher, and stronger, has chilled the hell out a bit

after a swan then comes the Canadian goose, which even though it appears to be a return to goose, it's actually the might of a swan, and the rage of a 100 regular geese

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Yet more proof supporting Eddie Izzard's hypothesis that God wasn't done creating animals when he smoked all the opium "just to test the first batch" 😁

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago

Man, imagine when God invented the drugs

[–] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

and make them explosively shit

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Add extended range flight tanks and a foot long spiral penis.

[–] IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

now we're cooking with gas!!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

“And make it taste better.”

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 hours ago

That's what the quacking does

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Ducks > Chickens

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children) 
                                                                                        
                                                                                        
                                                                                        
                                                                                        
                                                                                        
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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 hours ago

Oh no, I don't have any grapes.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)