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Never have I ever read a single book or watched a single movie of the Harry Potter series.

I have never drank alcohol, despite persuasion from friends. I consider it unhealthy. Chemically, it's a poison, and a "hangover" is the process of removing the poison.

Never have I ever attended a middle or high school

Never have I ever watched/read anything relating to Lord of the Rings.

~~My brain always hurts when playing never have I ever, something about the wording just inherently confuses me every time. The upvote/downvote addition makes it worse haha~~

Never have I ever been to a wedding! Looks like my own one will be the first I attend :o

Never have I ever drank coffee

I have never ridden a horse.

Never learned to ride a bicycle.

Never have I ever said lol.

Never have i ever learned the alphabet(i am referring to the order, not the letters)

Never have I ever seen The Lion King, The Incredibles, any Toy Story movie past 2, or WALL-E.

My friends hate me for this one

Never have I attended a high school prom, dance, or graduation

I'll start:

I have never been inside of a treehouse

Friendly reminder that lemmy votes are public

Never have I ever eaten a hamburger/cheeseburger/steak

I purposely don't because it's an interesting talking point for breaking ice.

Never done any recreational drugs.

I have never dated a woman.

Never have I ever seen Titanic.

I have never had a serious injury requiring medical help (broken bones, concusssion, anything that should have you going to the ER, regardless of whether or not you actually did)

Never have I ever been to a modern sporting event. Football, soccer (or other football to some of you folks), hockey, baseball, whatever.

I've been to things which some would argue are sports like jousting, but never a basic sport event.

I've never had a close family member or friend die. I have siblings, they have families. Both my grandparents on one side are alive, the other two died when I was an infant. I have dozens of cousins that are all in good health. Closest thing was my spouse's grandpa. I've been phenominally lucky.

Never have I ever eaten shrimp

Never have I ever heard "I'm proud of you" from my Dad :'(

Never have I ever played "Never have I ever".

Wait.....

Never have I ever drank alcohol illegally or underage.

Never have I ever as much as tried anything you can smoke (cigarettes, joints, shisha...).

I have never eaten a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Never have I ever gone to school in grades K-12.

never have i ever broken a bone

Never have I ever clogged a toilet. Second flush has always been enough for me

I’d like to tell a story about “never have I ever,” because my house used to be a popular spot for college parties, and was known for its extensive bar and fun times, so often that game was played. And when some drunk fellow-student would suggest we play “never have I ever,” I would say, fine, we can play, but please don’t use this as an excuse to say something you are extremely embarrassed about, and quickly drink. I would then tell a story I had heard about a guy who said “never have I ever killed a deer and then fucked it,” and not only quickly drank, excitedly called out all the other guys from the hunting trip that they all should drink too. I hoped this was a very clear example of what not to do.

Nope. “Never have I ever” was always an exercise in more and more embarrassing admissions until someone lost their mind and the admittee slinked away in shame.

People admitted giving blowjobs in fast food parking lots. Sex with people at the party. Sex with a dog.

Yes, reread that last one. You would think the deer example would rule that one out, but no, some people will do anything to drink something they were free to drink anyway.

Never have I ever understood why people care so much about sports or teams or whatever.

Never have I ever failed an exam.

Never have I had more than one sex partner.