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Jimmy Carter Becomes Second President Convicted Of Felony For Sticking Up Waffle House (www.theonion.com)

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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 33 points 5 months ago (5 children)

That... actually would be a genius strategy to force the issue of presidential immunity to be resolved. Time to get biden a 30 day prison sentence for reckless driving his Camero, doing doughnuts on the national mall.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Former presidents aren't allowed to drive.

[–] teegus@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 months ago

What are they gonna do, charge him?

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