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[–] ebc@lemmy.ca 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

C is crazy. While you are learning it you are learning Make and gcc without your consent.

Java is crazy. While you are learning Spring you are learning Maven or Gradle even without your consent.

[–] NuclearDolphin@lemmy.ml 12 points 6 months ago (3 children)

All of these bring me a sense of dread, each in a unique way.

Java I have a special loathing for, but the ecosystem isn't too wild, just verbose and so XML heavy.

JS is its own hell because of the sheer number of permutations of technologies a given project will use. There's always at least one nonstandard framework or tool lingering around from an old trend.

Python reimplemented the same dep management wheels 5x each, and I have no idea what common stacks look like anymore, but every time I encounter Python projects, something is always broken.

C is nice and easy from what I've used (just GCC & make), but idk what complexity arises in bigger projects.

Just so glad I'm not a webdev anymore and work with mostly just Rust, cargo, and containers.

[–] ebc@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Honestly I think the main thing that the JS ecosystem does well is dependency / package management (npm). The standard library is very small so everything has to be added as a dependency in package.json, but it mostly works without any of the issues you often see in other languages.

Yeah, it's not perfect, but it's better than anything else I've tried:

  • Python's approach is pretty terrible (pip, easy_install, etc.) and global vs local packages
  • Ruby has its own hell with bundler and where stuff goes
  • PHP has had a few phases like python (composer and whatnot) and left everyone confused
  • Java needs things somewhere in its $PATH but it's never clear where (altough it's better with Gradle and Maven)
  • C needs root access because the only form of dependency management is apt-get

In contrast, NPM is pretty simple: it creates a node_modules and puts everything there. No conflicts because project A uses left-pad 1.5 and project B uses left-pad 2.1. They can both have their own versions, thank you very much.

The only people who managed to mess this up are Linux distributions, who insist on putting things in folders owned by root.

[–] qqq@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You can use ~/.local/lib and LD_LIBRARY_PATH for shared libs.

Or better yet just give in and use the nix package manager, it is basically a virtual environment for your C programs.

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

C dependency management is the worst. I thoroughly dislike how it works over there.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What dependency management lol

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Pretending that the distro package manager is a suitable tool is not enough? Kids these days smh

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago

Python reimplemented the same dep management wheels 5x each, and I have no idea what common stacks look like anymore, but every time I encounter Python projects, something is always broken.

We need just one more complete re-engineering of the packaging standard. We promise to get it right, this time. No take-backs.