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Smart Potties: High-Tech Toilets Offer a Futuristic Flush. One Costs $20,000.
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this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2023
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No. I'm tired of everything becomeing "high tech." Stop putting buttons and lights and nobs on everything. I just want to buy it once and not worry about it needing a fucking wifi connection
Yeah but now you can see the weight of your poops and compete with family and friends on the leaderboard.
SaS
With some mobile apps, in app currency and some gamiffication (aka predatory tactics) like trophies and leader boards and pay for win features, I could see making lots of money from poop a very legit business.
And thus the smart toilet was born...only 9.99$ a month for unlimited flushes, or .99$ per flush.
(Additional water usage charges may apply)
I just want one with a built in, automatic poop knife
Just stick a garbage disposal in there that turns on every flush. As long as you aren't shitting out whole nuts and bones it should work.
Way ahead of you: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maceration_%28sewage%29?wprov=sfla1
https://youtu.be/Ebo0aLLPYwA?si=ZXtBCSSGPB4yFoZl
Luckily, you can just choose to not buy this one