this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] CoderKat@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago (5 children)

What I'm thinking is removing the railings from around the outcrop and have the railing to all the way to the stair (so that you can't walk onto the outcrop anymore). Then the outcrop is the perfect place for a model of some kind. Like a countryside train model or a city model or the likes. Something that is just for looks cause there's no practical reason to walk onto such a tiny outcrop. It'd be a great use of the space and a nice place to display such a thing such that anyone walking up or down the stairs can appreciate it from different angles.

[–] Gregorech@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

How much would I have to pay the model and do I need to provide lunch and smoke breaks?

[–] FarceMultiplier@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

Time for a very weird statue.

[–] just_chill@jlai.lu 9 points 1 year ago

If removing the railing is not an option, that's a perfect spot for some hanging plants. (looks like it has enough light as well). Now I want a stairway that I can put a train model in.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Thats definitely the location for some sort of fancy lamp if I ever saw one.

[–] Dukeofdummies@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Make it even better, instead of keeping it a flat surface, cut a slope down towards the stairs. Then you get to wander around the model. See it from not just several, but dozens of points of view both vertically and horizontally. Really turn it into a unique part of the house.

[–] thanevim@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

This is the kind of "feature" that would get me into model trains. Having the ability to circle it, going up and down at the same time, would be quite awesome indeed

[–] RivenRise@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I suspect that part is like that because there's a closet right there, if you were to slope it the closet space might suffer. I'm 100 percent behind your idea though.