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I can't wait for the trickle down Bukkake. Any minute now!

Holy shit yes. I remember making fun of the doofus Bush Jr. But holy fuck do I wish him back compared to the current shit show.

I fucking loved windows 8, if I could I would still have the all screen start menu bastard.

It renders fine, it's just a pain to read due the wide aspect ratio. Either it's too small or you have to scroll horizontal for reach line, or you have to flip your phone. None of it it is optimal.

Well, well, well, now you think of the eggs. Real Women just have 'em free you know. /s

Fur real? I think you're purrbably right.

Why do I really want to drink it? The distillation removes any radioactive particles making it safe to drink. And it just seems so fucking metal??

This was my biggest takeaway here. Wtf?! "I personally set the price and thought we would make some money"?! Either he is trying to sound cool by being casual or he is a fucking idiot. Or probably both.

How many fingers? 🖐️

Fucking real player😩

Wtf Rome, such tyrants. Never heard of the 2nd amendment or what?!