generic_computers

Java (pronounced jay-va) is also the name of a town near me in Western NY.

69 people, eh?

Linux is what I thought of when I saw ~/mike. What else could that mean?

Oh, and I use Arch, BTW.

He's our scumbag!

Is this a real thing? I thought it was just a joke from the show Silicon Valley.

Whiskey

Deemix? More like Mix Deez Nuts!

I'm sorry.

The XBox One X, or the X.B.O.X. for short.

SHOT THOUGH THE HEART...

I still want to read it when it's done

I like how most of New York is red, except Long Island. Long Island isn't its own state (yet).