dharmacurious

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[–] dharmacurious 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Thundercum and nutting, very very frightening, hey! Cumalaeo, cumalaeo, finger-o, magnifico!

I'm just a porn boy, nobody fucks me

He's just a porn boy from a porn family, Spare him his nut from this orgasmistry!

Easy cum, easy go, will you let go?

[–] dharmacurious 19 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I was gonna say, that's only twice a day. I average 4-5 times a day until I was like 20-25. About once a day since, sometimes more, sometimes less. But 60 a month doesn't seem so crazy to me.

[–] dharmacurious 13 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Two thing:

1, mistletoe? Was unaware of that lore.

B, when I worked nightshift security, I wrote an urban fantasy novel (that has since been lost :( ), in the form of security log entries about a guard working at a warehouse in a world with ooky spookies everywhere. Tons of funny shit, but my favorites were the feral werewolf pups that would occasionally get inside, and had to be scared off with the vacuum cleaner.

Also, the vampires who were sitting shiva for themselves.

The ghosts who were haunting the warehouse, but only on weekends and holidays, as a vacation.

I need to rewrite it. It was honestly some of my best writing

[–] dharmacurious 13 points 3 weeks ago

Normally I'm not excited for holidays a year in advance, but I saw Rocky horror in theater last night for the first time, and now I can't fucking wait. I'd go do that once a week if I could. It was amazing.

Next Halloween is gonna be awesome

[–] dharmacurious 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Thanks for the visceral reminder to the first time I saw the lemon party :(

[–] dharmacurious 5 points 3 weeks ago

No, no, no, When life gives you lemons, don’t ~~ make lemonade~~ get whores.

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

[–] dharmacurious 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How old is that? I've been looking for one for years. I think that's it, but I don't remember the last panel like that

[–] dharmacurious 1 points 3 weeks ago

Not always an option. What if you've just been fucked in a field? There's no shower. Or more likely, the handicap stall at a Walmart halfway between your houses because neither of you can host, and you live 2 hours apart

[–] dharmacurious 32 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm a little afraid to ask, but what is "dusk?"

[–] dharmacurious 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, that's a very good way of looking at it

[–] dharmacurious 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's honestly one of my absolute favorites

[–] dharmacurious 22 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

The Man From Earth. It's always felt out of place to me. I'm not sure if it's too early or too late, but it doesn't feel of it's time to me.

Same vibe for The Discovery of Heaven.

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