IrvingWashington

joined 1 year ago
[–] IrvingWashington@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's good, I've always got plenty of feedback, when presented with this kind of bullshit.

[–] IrvingWashington@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

Now I want to brainstorm other ideas for convincing billionaires to kill themselves. Perhaps an untested passenger drone flight to the top of Everest or K2. I doubt we can trick many into another submersible coffin again

[–] IrvingWashington@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago

Just start deleting every comment that isn’t hate speech.

[–] IrvingWashington@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here’s a picture of the dash on 2026 Camery EV concept

[–] IrvingWashington@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

Right, once you’re an adult you can buy any cereal you want. Even Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

[–] IrvingWashington@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

Do you really expect the to break encryption, and explore quantum probabilities without being able to listen to Spotify?

[–] IrvingWashington@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could start by telling people the name of your community?

[–] IrvingWashington@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

Anyone who mistakes Trump for a tough guy, is a huge wuss. The man can’t even go outside when it’s humid because it’ll mess up his do.

[–] IrvingWashington@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Your honor, some would say not honored, as the rightful greatest president of America, I’m declaring Martian law. As ruler of Mars me and my sons Deimos and Phobos Jr can’t be judged this court under maritime law. Over ruled, sustained, Make Mars Great Again!

[–] IrvingWashington@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

Turns out double jeopardy doesn’t apply to new offenses.

[–] IrvingWashington@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

He’s still #1 in the racist uncle you don’t invite to thanksgiving anymore demographic.

[–] IrvingWashington@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

For four years he was one of the most powerful people in the world, and still felt the need to try a impress people by showing off. This is just one of the many reasons we shouldn't elect Presidents with advanced neurosyphilis, and narcissistic personality disorder.

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