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[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 54 points 8 months ago (5 children)

I find it funny that the first lemmy meme obsession was beans and now it’s jeans.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 8 months ago
[–] grue@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The real question is what "_eans" we'll meme next.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

That was one of the first things I was thinking of. High five, comrade!

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 11 points 8 months ago

I thought it was mizu not pooping?

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 9 points 8 months ago

We've come a long way, baby! Soon we'll get to zeans and then we can finally rest:-).

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] NekoRogue 6 points 8 months ago

I support this but only if all the Seans agree that "Sean" rhymes with "bean" from now on.

[–] arandomthought@sh.itjust.works 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Okay but the jondoms exist, I've seen them in a store before. Does anyone know what their deal is?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

some searching leads me to an "article" (basically a PR release reprint) in the hindustan times saying the're trying to imply :

“The packet, which is the slimmest the company has come out with disappears in your jeans pocket,”

I've seen them outside of india (the packet in OP's pic is in french), so it's probably the same gimmick worldwide.

IDFK, the last "western" brand I used was skyn because too many girls I've been with had latex allergies and down here I have access to Prime/Mega.

[–] Toes@ani.social 27 points 8 months ago

Rug burn never felt so good™

[–] Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I mean, really, who doesn’t want to use a jondom? A savage, that’s who.

[–] Riccosuave@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You don't need a jondom if you just use the ol' jildo.

[–] mcqtom@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Or hey, just use the old jincter.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

But you could still catch a STJ.

[–] mariah@feddit.rocks 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Jras with the fur.

[–] Plague_Doctor@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Giant Jondoms for Magnum Jong.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Am I living under a rock? What app is that?

[–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago
[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Thanks... living under a rock confirmed. So jeans has infected Tumblr now?

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 1 points 8 months ago

They seem to work well for Jay Leno.