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[–] pastaPersona@lemmy.world 91 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“delicious blended food drink”!

Advertising written by the utterly deranged

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 33 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Go easy on them, this was from a time before humanity had the sun.

[–] DanglingFury@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The phone number is 4 digits. I realize we added area codes. I didn't realize we had already done it once before that wet the other 3 digits.i wonder if they still have a xxx-xxx-3577 phone number floating around the company somewhere

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 51 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Wouldn't this curdle? I can kind of see how it would be a distant cousin of a creamsicle or a root beer float, but I think it's going to get chunky. Maybe the "natural lemon flavor" is refined enough that it wont, I don't know. I don't have either ingredient on hand to try it for science.

[–] green_square@yiffit.net 54 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The name “7up” would trick the milk into thinking it’s has a +7 pH, preveting it from curdling

[–] faintwhenfree@lemmus.org 8 points 9 months ago

Made my day with that joke

[–] SuperIce@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 30 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It's not literally 7up mixed with milk, but Milkis is a fairly popular drink in Korea, and can regularly be found in vending machines—or at least could when I lived there in the mid '00s.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Actually tried a couple of those. Must be an acquired taste. Couldn’t stand them.

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[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

Just went to Korea last year, they still sell Milkis in all the vending machines and convenience stores and it's divine. Yogurt soju + Milkis is a recipe for a great fucking time.

[–] ABCDE@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

It's salty fizzy yogurt, basically. Popular in Iran too, called dough/ayran.

[–] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

The description of this combo being similar to lassi made it instantly 180 from vile to tasty in my mind. Now how long until I find myself buying 7up and milk at the store..

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 48 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

First off, it really is tasty.

Second, given when this add is from, it is likely that the milk consumed by many who read this ad was close to or equivalent to the best "artisan farmer" organic milk you can find today, and the 7-Up was likely still using pure cane sugar rather than high-fructose corn syrup.

Not wholesome, but also not the toxic sludge it would be today.

[–] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The swill milk scandal was a major adulterated food scandal in the state of New York in the 1850s. The New York Times reported an estimate that in one year 8,000 infants died from swill milk.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swill_milk_scandal

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The milk was whitened with plaster of Paris, thickened with starch and eggs, and hued with molasses.

The fuck.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Whenever you think government regulation of something is overbearing, there's a story like this that preceded the regulation.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Apparently this story preceded some asshole politician blocking regulation despite public outcry and working super hard to make sure nothing changes, successfully for the most part.

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 41 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Wait a minute... was this back when 7-up was still lithiated?

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 21 points 9 months ago

Gotta keep the kids medicated

[–] spizzat2@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Still what!?

The product, originally named "Bib-Label Lithiated Lemon-Lime Soda", was launched two weeks before the Wall Street Crash of 1929. It contained lithium citrate, a mood-stabilizing drug, until 1948.

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

with a decidedly different appeal…

That does not inspire confidence

[–] lewdian69@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Try it - it's different!

[–] FardyCakes@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I was a kid growing up in 80s Japan & they had this drink called “Calpis” and it was milk and orange soda. And yes, the Japanese pronounced it like “cow piss”. I hated it.

[–] CheezyWeezle@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Calpis isn't carbonated tho, at least none of the Calpico branded stuff I've had. Milkis is very similar and is carbonated, so it would probably be closer to this. Personally I like both Calpico and Milkis, they are definitely not my favorite but they are good to have every once in a while, owing especially to their unique taste.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We also had a milk-orange jus drink in france in the 2000's. Absolutly disgusting. Danao, launched in 1998, nerver consumed by anyone, still available today!

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Of course it's still available if no one has consumed it!

[–] milkytoast@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

they're still trying to sell off the first batch

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[–] sturlabragason@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I kind of want to try this...

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It sounds like the end result would be similar to a French soda, which is delicious. I don't love the flavor of 7up, so that wouldn't be my first choice, but dairy and soda aren't a new combination.

[–] Nika03@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago
[–] conc@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't think it sounds terrible either. I'd try it with a Strawberry soda first.

[–] ares35@kbin.social 9 points 9 months ago

and vanilla ice cream instead of milk. yum.

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I've seen children whose teeth had rotten due to being bottle-fed soda and in extreme cases it leads to them getting sick and having the teeth surgically removed. As a result those children's adult teeth almost certainly will not grow in proper alignment and it can lead to a lifetime of inconvenience at best.

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[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Is Pepsi okay? This is very gross, please send a wellness check.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Pepsi should be fine as this isn’t them

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[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 6 points 9 months ago

Good old Pilk.

[–] gennygameshark@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

🤢 "wHoLeSoMe" 🤢

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wonder how many mothers back then read that and thought:

"No I do NOT know. In fact my instincts tell me this is bullshit."

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 5 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Well, "mothers back then" drink alcohol and smoking while breastfeeding, so 7-up and milk is a high probability combination.

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[–] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Huh? I thought citric acid makes milk curdle

[–] brisk@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago

That's why you don't stir

[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why are people out here attacking my pilk? (Pepsi + milk)

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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's not that different from a New York Egg Cream, which is chocolate syrup and club soda mixed with milk

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[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

As any Irish mammy will tell you, a flat, warm 7-Up is the cure for all childhood illnesses.

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[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

It likes me

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