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This looks photoshopped... (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to c/risa@startrek.website
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[–] aelwero@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Id have thrown a David Tennant in there...

I might be one of those people Michael Caine was talking about ;)

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 10 months ago

Could have easily had every person on the bridge be one of the actors who has played The Doctor.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"I'm a doctor, not a tactical officer."

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

Where are we? - I'm a Doctor not a Science Officer

Why are flying into that star? - I'm a Doctor not a Helmsman

Why do we keep hailing for pizza? - I'm a Doctor not a Communications Officer

Why are we firing phasers and photon torpedos? - I'm a Doctor not a Tactical Officer

EVERYONE - Why do you keep asking these question? - I'm a Doctor not a Captain!

[–] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Where's Dr. M'Benga?! You know he can kick all of our asses, right?!

[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fixed the main image!

[–] teft@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Where's Dr. T'Ana?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Blah blah blah where's this where's that? WHERE'S DOCTOR BOYCE?!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago

20 years flying in space and no one ever realized that he wasn't a doctor .... just some guy serving hard liquor to the crew whenever they got upset.

[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nicely done!

[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Thanks. Just doing my civic duty.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Fixed the post with the new doctors. I think this is all of them, barring some special guest or something.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oh poo. We forgot about grumpus doctor from the second TOS pilot. Apparently his name was Dr. Piper.

[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Tadaa!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Perfect! Fixing!

[–] Fades@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Much better

[–] teft@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dr Who?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

No, this is Dr. Who.

But we're talking about Star Trek here.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Only if he does a hit of the green stuff.

[–] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

He developed Protocol 12 after he was already a special forces operator known as "The Ghost".

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Such utter disrespect.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Does he really deserve to be on Doctor Bridge Crew?

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Bashir looks so happy to be in Troi's seat. "Left hand man of the captain!"

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Where the f$#@ is T'Ana?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

See the edit. Thanks to @ummthatguy@startrek.website.

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

What kind of doctor are you?